Hellooooo Avengers ! Who takes the Tesseract takes the universe !
But bad news everyone, ‘cause guess who ! Ah !
Except you lot, you’re all whizzing about, it’s really very distracting. Could you all just kneel because I AM TALKING ! Now, the question for the hour is, “Who’s got the Tesseract?” Answer: I do. Next question: “Who’s coming to take it from me?”
Come on, look at me ! No plan, no backup, no weapons worth a damn, oh, and something else: I don’t have anything to lose ! So, if you’re sitting up there in your silly flashy suits or with all your silly little guns, and you’ve got any plans on taking the Tesseract tonight, just remember who’s standing in your way ! Remember every black day I ever fooled you, and then, and then ! Do the smart thing !
Let somebody else try first.
But bad news everyone, ‘cause guess who ! Ah !
Except you lot, you’re all whizzing about, it’s really very distracting. Could you all just kneel because I AM TALKING ! Now, the question for the hour is, “Who’s got the Tesseract?” Answer: I do. Next question: “Who’s coming to take it from me?”
Come on, look at me ! No plan, no backup, no weapons worth a damn, oh, and something else: I don’t have anything to lose ! So, if you’re sitting up there in your silly flashy suits or with all your silly little guns, and you’ve got any plans on taking the Tesseract tonight, just remember who’s standing in your way ! Remember every black day I ever fooled you, and then, and then ! Do the smart thing !
Let somebody else try first.
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 (via dreamer-of-impossible-dreams)
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